Hetalia x Reader: Stranded Island

Warning: Strong language and many wrong thoughts. Do not read if your the person that doesn't like to talk about some certain stuff. Read at own risk. You have been warned.

You looked up to the sky, and flt the warmth of the sun. The hot sun. This is not your idea for relaxing, yet it happen. The Allies and Axis were having an argument, about how you'll be in their side and not in the other. This pissed you off, and you have even said your not on both sides since you don't want to ruin their friendship.

Both then planned out how to lure you into their side, but it backfired. Instead of signing a treaty for any of the countries' alliances, the nine of you were stranded in an island where China doesn't even have a Chinatown in. You had your military jacket around your waist, with a long-sleeved shirt and some camouflage pants with black boots. 

You cursed to yourself how you should've brought a short-sleeved short instead of a long-sleeve, but then you remembered you never knew this was going to happen. You sighed to yourself as you felt sweat forming down in your brow. "(C/n)!" Italy exclaimed, waving his hand and running towards you.

You looked up, and saw the Italian running towards your way. "Guess what? Germany, me, and Japan have found a place to sleep! It's really nice and comfy, there's also a made up roof as well! We have one more room just for you if you want to come with us! Also, we found some food that we could eat along with drinks that Germany has brought in the ship! How about huh?" You smiled nervously at Italy as he began to chatter a lot.

"It would be really nice though if Germany let me bring some pasta... Then everything would be perfect." Italy said, and finished his sentence. "So, how about it?" You were about to answer to Italy, until someone from behind grabbed your shoulder.

"Dude! The others and I have found a radical place to stay!" America exclaimed, "It's totally awesome! There's food there!" You felt a small sweat-drop forming in your head as the other chatter-box began to talk.

"I know that it's too early to say this but, how about staying with us?" He asked, "We have one empty spot." You sighed as then Italy answered for you.

"Um America, I was asking the same thing to (c/n)..." Italy said, "I asked her before you so-" 

"Dude, I think that the best choose will be me. The hero." America said, looking down at you with a sexy smirk, "So how about it?" You didn't want to start another argument again since it would just lead to you in more trouble, so you just said the best answer you could've said.

"I'll think about it." You said, getting up and shaking off America's hand away from your shoulder, "I... We need to get more food, right? We don't know how long we'll be here." America and Italy then nodded as you went down to the tropical jungle.

You grabbed your arms together as you looked around the jungle. It was very green, with animals and insects all over the place. You were pretty sure you'll get lost, so you went no farther than ten yards away from the beach. You then looked up to a tree, which contained mangos.

Your eyes then sparkled as you found food, and looked around. No one. So it's safe to get it. You climbed up the tree, and took out your pocket knife that you kept on your right boot. You sat down in a sturdy branch, and began to cut. The mangos then fell down one by one, and you felt you hit the jackpot.

You smiled as you found some good food, and jumped to the ground. You landed, and looked over to the fruits that were now yours. You carried them in your arms, and went back to the beach. "Hey guys! I found some f-" before you could answer, a katana came an inch near your face and into the it's target.

You felt your face pale as you then heard gunshots and loud 'I surrender!' in the shore. They were fighting, again. You felt your right brow twitch as they began to send out insults to each other. "Haha! You guys throw like girls!" America exclaimed.

Germany growled as he then filled his gun withh ammo again, "You have no honor in your country's past!" Japan grabbed his katana from the sand again, and went towards the nearest person there is.

"Surender now or fight!" Japan exclaimed, and glared at China. The Chinese man then grabbed his wok, and shook his head. 

"Please! Don't hurt me!" Italy exclaimed, flapping his made up flag. England, France, and Russia all went towards him, with a dark aura surrounding them. You knew that this chaos was caused by you, so you screamed loudly.

"That is enough!" You shouted, and got in-between the two teams, "This is stupid! Why fight? We're at a crisis right now! We're stranded in an island that has no reception, no wifi, and no anything! If we want to survive in this, we have to work together!"

Everyone looked at you, as you then cleared your throat and wiped some sweat off your face. "It's almost nighttime. We have to get ready for the night." That was all you said, and went back to get more food.

England was the first one to speak after you left. "I guess that (c/n)'s right." He then went to the other side of the beach. "We have to work with each other if we want to get out of this alive." France chuckled as he then to another place. 

"My beautiful face will look for beautiful food then~" France commented, and went in to the jungle. Russia then went towards China, and looked down to the short man.

"We find a place for all of us to rest together, da?" Russia asked, whole China nodded. Japan, Germany, and Italy then looked at each other, and nodded with the idea.

"Better than any other idea we had." Germany said, as they began to go along with the idea.

Ze awesome time-skip brought to you by ze awesome writer

You blew into the formed fire, as the air then became cold. You had your jacket on, since hell knows why the weather gets frekin cold in the night. You shivered, but you knew you had to be strong.

Luckily, England and America have found some rabbits, and so France and China began to cook to poor animals. You felt bad for the animals, as you then saw the meat toasting the now formed fire. "Well then, since there's nothing else to do, how about we tell each other stories?" America asked, sitting down on the log.

"Stories?" Germany asked, and looked at the American, "Why tell each other stories?" 

"Ve! It would be fun! How about embarrassing stories?" Italy asked, "Germany has many embarrassing stories! I should know since I was there!"

A few snickers came into the air as Germany felt his cheeks burn up. "Italy! Once we get back to land, we'll train harder than before! Scratch that, we'll train more tomorrow." Italy gasped as he then shook his head frantically. 

"No! No! Please! I don't like it when we have to run three hours straight!" Italy exclaimed, "My legs begin to wobble and I don't have that much stamina please Germany no!" The German sighs as he then felt embarrassed in front of the short Italian.

"Well, if we're going to tell each other stories, then I should be first." France said, holding up a bottle of red wine that he has gotten from the crashed plane. "Let me begin, there was this one time where I was drunk, that I was then very needy to find a woman."

"You mean you were thirsty." America corrected, "Aw dude, you were thirsty for some sex, weren't you?" France nodded, and the took a long gulp from his wine.

"Ah yes, I found someone, but I never saw who it was." France said, and then went to the descriptive stuff. "I (bleep) them and (bleep). It became a very wild night." You couldn't contain your laughter anymore, and laughed with a few others. "But that was until..." France couldn't finish anymore as he then took another sip.

"But then what, you frog?" England asked, "You found out it was a man you slept with?" France didn't say anything else, and sat back down. You, the Axis, and the rest of the Allies then looked at him surprised, as he then flipped his gorgeous blond hair out of the way.

"Okay..." America said, looking at him weirdly, "Anybody else?"

"Oh! I do!" Italy exclaimed, raising up his hand. "There was this one time where I drank too much wine, and Japan had to help me throw out all of the alcohol out of me."

"Horribre memory..." Japan said, shaking his head. "Then Germany herped with me, and it isn't a night to remember." Germany nodded, and took a huge bite out of the rabbit's meat.

"Well, as for me, I went fishing with my brother Canada one time and fell off the boat." America confessed, "There were leaches on the lake so then I lost so much blood." China rolled his eyes.

"That's not worse than mine, aru." China said, "I remember where I had a eating competition with Japan with rice aru, and I lost." Russia chuckled.

"Your guy's story are so cute." Russia said, "My embarrassing story is where my sister was this close on marrying me just because of a prank. She did the ring and everything, I was so scared, da." 

England scoffed. "That is nothing at all. I remember when America was in his early teens, he would ask me about women and how it works." America then blushed, and punched the Englishman in the arm.

You laughed as they all began to talk with each other. "How about you, (c/n)?" America asked, "You should have an embarrassing story." You looked at him, then at the others, and shook your head.

"I don't have one." You lied, and took a sip from the coconut cup.

"Ve, come on (c/n), you should have an embarrassing story." Italy said, "We already said ours, now it's your turn." You looked up at him, felt the pressure of them mentally.

"Well, okay." You said, and looked down to the sandy ground. "When I was just a tween country, I was still friends with Austria, Switzerland, and a few others. You know, the male countries." You began.

Everyone then stopped doing what they were doing, and heard your story. "Well, there was this one time when Turkey attacked me and we both fought. He then won, I admit it, and then soon enough...." You began to say, as then looked up at them. 

"Then what?" Japan asked, leaning forward towards you.

"When I was going back up to fight him back, it came..." You said  looking around the place awkwardly. Everyone looked at you confused.

"What came?" Italy asked, tilting his head, "A fever?" You shook your head.

"No, my monthly pain in the ass..." You muttered, "That was one of the most embarrassing things my entire life since it was a battle, but then, now that I look back, it's funny." You chuckled, and gave them a smile.

America smiled, and looked up to the sky. "Well, looks like the food is ready." He said, and took out the rabbit meat. You felt your mouth water as the last few pieces went to the remaining countries left to eat.

Another time-skip brought to you by ze awesome writer again

You felt happy as then everyone settled down and going to sleep. You slept on a sturdy branch along with America and Japan, in other branches, you closed your eyes as you then felt happy at how cooperative each male were.

If only they were like this every day in the civil world instead of the deserted island... 
You chuckled yourself at that thought, you heard some commotion from the male countries.

"Ouch! You hit me with your elbow, you frog!" 

"That wasn't me, black sheep of Europe!"

"Ve Germany, I'm hungry again."

"Please go back to sleep, Italy."

"Everyone, prease be quiet."

"Dude, I need to go, like badly. Where's the bathroom?"

"Who's touching me aru?!"

"Good night everyone, da!"

Yeah, cooperating hasn't been easy for them.

Fin